rincewitch:

tomibunny:

dismalame:

i feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like did i miss something did starbucks paints these cups red with the blood of innocent slaughtered christians or what

Okay I GOOGLED THIS (and read a FOX news article on it, ew) to find out wtf was up

The top picture is the new cups, and the bottom pic is an example of cups from the past year–usually Starbucks adds Christmas-themed painted designs to the cups, such as ornaments or reindeer, etc.

This year, the cups are just plain red without any decoration–Starbucks said they wanted a minimalist design this year.

Christians, because they’re convinced there’s a war on Christmas, are LOSING THEIR SHIT about the absence of Christmas-y decorations on the cups. Because god forbid that it just be Christmas colors instead of a whole panorama of Christmas things?? Things that weren’t even associated with Christianity at this point???

It’s pretty fuckin wild. 

christian symbols such as “trees” or “snowflakes”, which jesus invented on december 25th, AD 1

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

someone: edits a lengthy j*hn gr**n post to say “a cat friendzoned me today”

the crypt keeper himself: ATTENTION ATTENTION i do NOT hate cats and i do NOT believe in the friendzone!!! some DARN RAPSCALLION has decided to edit my post! i didnt say this! i think cats are alright and you know what??? DOGS are cool too! to anyone offended by this, i am deeply sorry, i did NOT write this post and the person who RUDELY edited my words has a LOT of growing up to do. speaking of growing up, i’m NOT old!! and you unruly jacknapes should STOP making fun of me for being skeletor in a community full of whippersnappers. now i’m going to write seventeen paragraphs on how i am so much more cool and mature than a fifteen year old playing a prank on my dusty ancient ass: *ahem* webster’s dictionary defins “Adult” as–

kumagawa:

RUMBLR IS REAL AND LIT

omegaboost:

i love art angels so much fuckfkjsdflsdf

pidgeonpagonis:

Check out ‪#‎IntersexMedMondays‬ on twitter and share a post! Here’s my first tweet using the new hashtag… “Intersex folks don’t want your medicalization. We want our liberation.”

ephemeral-elegance:

Chenille Trimmed Silk Brocade Parasol with Gilded Handle, ca. 1690-1710

via Rijksmuseum

cryinwilson:

cryinwilson:

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

gonna resurrect this one last time just so everyone knows that i predicted gamergate

veronicasantangelo:

thecryptocreep:

>>Types of Cryptids:: Sea Serpents/Plesiosaurs

the gf